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Peter's second name is Gordon and his last name is Arbuthnott. I suspect you knew that. I suspect you also knew he was born in Aberdeen on the 3rd of October 1971 -- my what a long time ago that was.

Obviously the only thing that is interestingly in context here is that he is to be married to Charlie in the very un-distant future. Woo. (and that's a direct quote).

He is getting taller and will soon be tall enough to reach the top shelf and so will no longer have to use the internet to find his porn quota each week. And at the third stroke it'll be well past his bedtime.

He thanks you for listening to the voice within your own head.